You know when grandma knits you mittens that you'll never use because your almost in your twenties? Well, my grandma makes hats and slippers. But i actually got a few somethings that seem useful in the mail that really opens my mind up to the oldfolk we forsake in society.
I am one of those pre-college jackass girls. I have a leopard print blanket on my bed, i painted my bedroom blue with clowds on an inclining ceiling, and animal skulls cast off into the corner of my room. I have more assorted crap the perifory of this computer than a barn. I have self-ripped holes in my pants, making me look like a tiger-mauled/bomb-victim, and i'm cynicle as a librarian.

As wearing mittens and off-beat slippers can be pulled off in my lifestyle, i have problems with them because on an every day basis i may get some polymer-yarn lead-poisoning. Having it around and touching me may distort my perception of reality as we know it.

Otherwise, it just doesn't suit me.

So, Grandma sent me stuff. I have a blue-bowed bed-throw, a comforter, and sheets which i can't complain about since they're for college and i'm broke. And complaining about gifts is just...anal.

But, i got a grey-blue-purple knit poncho. I _LOOK_ like my grandmother dressed me in it, don't get me wrong. But, I feel like a fuzzy-girly-immature clint-eastwood. Or the perfect hobo.
Mittens. Hats. Slippers. Then wham, i'm hooked on Crazy-Yahoo-Gunslinger garb.
Screw me backwards if you please- the thing is cozey. <3

And THEN i got free tickets to the Beatles Tribute concert.
...Which i need to research to see who's playing.


Oh, and Jury Duty is rather fun.
"Well folks, we have more bad news. The supreme-trial has been posponed, and the district...Well, the guy pleaded guilty because he didn't want to face you. You can all go home. See you in three years!"
Ah-ha...So...That's what America is made out of.

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